Being a football fan is like living in a constant state of existential crisis.

Take the Premier League title race, for example. Neutrals would prefer a winner other than Manchester City again but they’d also like a bit of a battle.

But then, if there is a title fight, if there is pressure, does anyone come out on top against City? It just seems like there is no real sweet spot.

Anyway, as you ponder on that, let’s take a look at what happened while you were sleeping.

Arsenal cruise

Is there a more inconsistent team in world football than West Ham? Their last seven matches have seen them win 4-1, lose 4-1, beat Manchester United, lose to Nottingham Forest, draw with Everton, impressively win at Newcastle and now suffer a 5-2 home defeat to Arsenal.